You know how sometimes you just need a good laugh? Engrish.com is always up to the task. The Chinese and Japanese grasp on English can be too funny.
You know how sometimes you just need a good laugh? Engrish.com is always up to the task. The Chinese and Japanese grasp on English can be too funny.
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Since I'm Mormon and church stuff comes up frequently, I thought I would provide a little glossary for terms you may not know:
First of all church is three hours long on Sunday. Whew! It's divided into three meetings:
Sacrament Meeting-the main church meeting, like Mass. The speakers are almost always members of the congregation. Anyone over the age of 12 can be asked to speak.
Sunday School-divided up by age (adults all go together) about 45 min long.
Relief Society-women's meeting, about 45 min.(the kids go to Primary, Men go to Priesthood meeting, teenage girls go to Young Womens). I'm the President of this group of women.
Celestial Kingdom-Heaven
Bishop-the leader of the congregation
Visiting teachers-all Mormon women are given a partner and assigned 2-4 women that they visit, call, give baked goods to every month.
Ward-the local congregation. It's all arranged geographically, so where you live determines where (and when) you go to church.
Mr. Hildie (a.k.a. Mister) (age 40something)-Funny, thoughtful, passionate, maddening husband.
India (girl, age 17)-Smart and always does the right thing.
York (boy, age 16)-Nerdy and proud of it.
Finn (boy, age 14)-Quiet unless he's talking about watches.
Arabella (girl, age 11)-Thoughtful and gentle.
Adelaide "Ada" (girl, age 8)-Saucy and unafraid.
Jasper (boy, age 6)-Sweet as sugar.











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I cackled at "coleslaw."
I've spent HOURS on this site when my daughter in law showed it to me. Totally great place to go when the kids are driving me crazy and being a mother become a dirge….
So hilarious!
I don't know that I would chose anything from that menu. I rather like my tummy un-exploded.
Do they fry the beef in cocaine or in coca cola? Might make a difference in your post-dining experience.
I LOVE it! Thanks for taking me back to China today, we miss it like crazy!
I laughed out loud at this! When we lived in Japan, my husband always said we should start a business helping businesses with this sort or thing. I personally prefer to see what they come up with themselves
oh my! that was funny!
OH THANK YOU! I needed the belly exercise. And the tear-duct cleanse.